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Friday march 12, 2010

Open conversation

Despite the exaggerated mobility of our society not all pay-phones have disappeared from the streets. Luckily for Fatima that is. Otherwise she had to drag herself back home again. For the umpteenth time, she has forgotten her cell phone. That effort will yet to be spared. Nowadays she can still reach her sister Sharifa with a single coin and ask her to bring over her mobile phone.

Fatima finds the pay-phones that are still standing very practical. The only thing she has some difficulty with is the tremendous insight that these glass cabinets have. At the moment she enters in there, it feels if she's being watched. Rather she prefers the use of mirrored glass with public occasions.

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Corrupt

Training, appearance, physical ability and gender do not matter nowadays. Thanks to Guusje ter Horst Fatima now has the authority, thus the power at hand to impose her will. Furthermore, she deserves a nice pocket money along. A win-win situation and a typical example of a self-islamizing Netherlands.

From a derived from fear 'obligatory identification" the Netherlands is going under as a naive little infant.

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Tuesday march 09, 2010

Stick to one's guns

With these trendy moslima's Fatima will never have to decamp anymore. Moreover, with these fashionable revelers - with the typical vieuwing slot -she can keep an eye on the people of her her own kind. And that is desperately needed. Islam has indeed, like all other religions, a multi-interpretable character and is usually cynically interpreted from a childlike subjectivity. Hereby the one innocent Muslims after another flies into the air. Often even a white man.

However, thanks to these moslima's Fatima now can look 'inside' the people of her own kind blatantly and unnoticed and avoid worse. Before a Aghmed Amhali shoots himselfs into the majestic depths of Allah, the authorities are already aware of his actions, and this dreamer will henceforth spend the rest of his life into the abyss of his own thinking.

moslimas

 


Monday march 08, 2010

Calm before the storm

Her father warned her many years ago: The prevailing discontent against Muslims is only a cold silence before the big storm.

Because the wind turns over and seems to be blowing from the right corner instead of the left for coming years, Fatima takes her fathers warning seriously and tries to prepare for the worst. Together with her mother she is currently working on a solution, with which she can stand upright at all times, even with a stiff wind from the right in her face. And it seems she will succeed!

By applying an existing, yet early technology, she can soon withstand any criticism. Then there is no rule or law that will deviate her from her place, not even by one millimeter.

stormtrooper

 


Thursday march 04, 2010

Lend an ear

For you it is free, this trendy Sony portable CD player. Additionally, you will get the CD Hollands gold showing up 92 hits including sing-alongs as: Engelen bestaan niet - Ron Brandsteder; Waar ik ook ben - Liesbeth List & Ramses Shaffy; De eerste keer doet nog pijn - Anny Schilder & Dave; Adem mijn adem - Peter Schaap; Ammenooitniet - Gebr. Grimm; Vuile Huichelaar - Renee de Haan.

So sign up without obligation for a continuation of the integration course! Then you can breathe new life into your crockery and endow not only yourself and your family with Holland pure common sense, but your Turkish, Polish and / or Chinese neighbors aswell. You see it will be nice if we can hear each other in times of recession and uprising political discomfort.

aanhoren

 


Monday march 01, 2010

Indoctrination

Born out of fear of the inexplicable, the fate to which we all are subject, the scythe of Grim Reaper, which sooner or later also will be mowing our lawn, is religion; for a one an inexhaustible source of inspiration, hope, love and devotion, for another only a sop.

Stop indoctrinating our children! Allow them their own way. Try not to shape your offspring after yourself - take a critical look back. The physical state will stand, don't worry about that. But leave your child on his mental state alone.

Put your own beliefs aside and give your children space to think. Only that way you mean well by them. and they will not, like you, sooner or later go under.

nee

 


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